fuckhardtalkdirty asked: wanna fuck?
Not until I know who you are, where you are, what you look like, and how well you fuck.
I’m picky like that.
… which is a good think, I think.
“What’s the dog’s name? Is it yours?”
Her name is Copa, and I adopted her on New Year’s eve from a no-kill shelter here in Sydney, Australia. She’s da bomb. Now… what shall I do with my new blog?
And behold, the text, and the blog, and the puppy photo did appear. And verily he said “This was a test. Testing, testing…”
And there was much rejoicing.